my friend was pitching a reboot of hannah montana where all the actors are replaced with bad look alikes except for jason earles, and then at some point like 2 or 3 seasons in mitchell musso comes back as oliver and he walks over to jackson and is like ‘hey man I know I’ve been gone a while but does everyone look…different to you? like what’s going on here?’ and then jackson turns around to reveal a different actor has replaced jason earles and is like 'no what do you mean?’
this is psychological horror camp I will never be able to stop thinking about it and I feel deep in my soul that miley cyrus would find this funny enough to executive produce
when first aid kit said, “every once in a while I’d sing a song for you / that would rise above the mountains and the stars and the sea / and if I wanted it to it would lead you back to me” </3
If I ever got falsely accused of murder those body language analysis true crime YouTube channels would have like a 7 hour video on why it’s undeniable I’m a psychopathic murderer and I know it
That’s not a very normal thing to worry about are you all okay?
My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr
Another classic is
“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”
For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search
Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.
okay extremely 00s experience but remember when phones had like. a designated internet button. and if you accidentally pressed it you’d be frantically button-mashing to exit as fast as you could because it would eat through your orange pay-as-you-go credit in no time if you let the page actually load. and this happened to me once on my slidey phone and all i managed to see before i exited the browser was a big banner saying BEING HUMAN and i didn’t know it was a tv show because it hadn’t aired yet, this was a pre-s1 advert, so i thought my phone was just trying to give me a hint about fitting in
When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
one of the cooler parts of growing up is realizing that you were being incessantly lied to throughout highschool and that fat gay people are not only capable of being desired, but are actively and often voraciously lusted after
